Template:Kansas City Song

lyrics for
Kansas City Song

If I was gonna have a glass of tap water
Where would it be do you suppose

Maybe St. Louis or old Chicago

I'd have to say that the answer is no
City of Fountains, city of Chiefs
City of Royals, the city of beef
Woo hoo

KC water
Tastes like Champagne
Kansas City
The Paris of the Plains

If I was gonna have some great barbecue
Where would I eat do you suppose

Well maybe Texas or North Carolina

I'll have to say that the answer is no
The city of Fountains, city of Chiefs
City of Royals, the city of beef
Woo hoo

KC water
Tastes like Champagne
Kansas City
Paris of the Plains

You've got jazz in your veins
Ever since the '30s
You used to have more casinos
And women being flirty
But now you've got beautiful museums
And flowers are so pretty
He might act filthy
But your water ain't dirty

Now if I was gonna have a country girl show
Where do you suppose that I ought to go?
Hollywood California? Portland Oregon?
Seattle? Tacoma?
Boise? Girlsie? Hawaiisie?
No!

I'd go to Kansas City
I'd go to Kansas City
I'd go to Kansas City
In fact, there's nowhere I'd rather be than the
Paris of the Plains