Template:God's Gift to Women

lyrics for
God's Gift to Women

Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat 
Would you like to grab my thighs 
Yes, I have got nice tits 
They are the perfect grab me size

I'm just a nice girl 
Thought I had everything 
Until you flashed me 
And I saw what I've been missing

I've been saving myself my whole life 
For some slimeball like you to come along 
I am so desperate 
I'll do you and your mom

I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline 
When I think about what I've been given 
My own private god's gift to women 
My own private god's gift to women 
My own private god's gift to women 
Yeah, Yeah

I was just thinking that it'd really turn me on 
If some guy would drive by and show me his tongue 
I was just thinking that it'd really make my day 
If he offered me a place to stay with pay

I'm just a nice girl 
Thought I had everything 
Until you flashed me 
And I saw what I've been missing

I've been saving myself my whole life 
for some sketcher like you to come along 
I am so desperate 
I'll do you on the front lawn

I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline 
When I think about what I've been given 
My own private god's gift to women 
My own private god's gift to women 
My own private god's gift to women 
Yeah, Yeah

I was just thinking that it'd be really cool 
If I got hit up side the head with a manly tool 
That way he could have nothing left to say 
And have his way with me all day

Cuz I'm just a nice girl 
Thought I had everything 
Until you flashed me 
And I saw what I've been missing

I've been saving myself my whole life 
For some motherfucker like you to come along 
I am so desperate 
I am writing you this song

And you're so vain 
You probably think this song is about you

I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline 
When I think about what I've been given 
My own private god's gift to women 
My own private god's gift to women 
My own private god's gift to women