Template:Feel Like Celebrating

lyrics for
Feel Like Celebrating

Do not think it hurts me bad 
It doesn't hurt me none 
It does not mean anything 
I'm fondling this gun

I don't hurt bad 
And I don't miss you 
I don't eat alone 
Wishing I was eating with two

It's like a sick movie 
They always get high ratings 
In fact, I feel like celebrating 
I feel like celebrating

Do not ever think I thought 
That this would really work 
It was just sort of a casual thing 
Like trying on a shirt

And I don't sit home alone and stare 
At your picture wishing that you were still there 
It's like a sad movie 
In fact, I feel like masturbating 
I feel like celebrating

Oh goody! Oh joy! I am finally free 
I no longer have to sit through 
Your mother's caserole recipes 
Oh joy! Glee! 
I am finally free