Memoirs of a Housewife (tabs)
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| Memoirs of a Housewife
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| Tabbed by | Jessica |
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| Tuning | DADF#AD |
| Capo | None |
Memoirs of a Housewife As Written and Performed By Jewel Kilcher TUNING: DADF#AD Capo on the 1st fret e -------------5-----------------5--------- B ----------0----0------------0------0----- G -------4---------4------4-------------4-- D ----------------------------------------- A ----------------------------------------- D --5-----------------5-------------------- e -------------4-----------------4--------- B ----------0----0------------0------0----- G -------3---------3------3-------------3-- D ----------------------------------------- A ----------------------------------------- D --4-----------------4-------------------- (*verse 1*) e -------------5-----------------5--------- B ----------0----0------------0------0----- G -------4---------4------4-------------4-- D ----------------------------------------- A ----------------------------------------- D --5-----------------5-------------------- I have a secret e -------------4-----------------4--------- B ----------0----0------------0------0----- G -------3---------3------3-------------3-- D ----------------------------------------- A ----------------------------------------- D --4-----------------4-------------------- obsession e -------------5-----------------5--------- B ----------0----0------------0------0----- G -------4---------4------4-------------4-- D ----------------------------------------- A ----------------------------------------- D --5-----------------5-------------------- It's totally e -------------4-----------------4--------- B ----------0----0------------0------0----- G -------3---------3------3-------------3-- D ----------------------------------------- A ----------------------------------------- D --4-----------------4-------------------- Tupperware e -------------5-----------------5--------- B ----------0----0------------0------0----- G -------4---------4------4-------------4-- D ----------------------------------------- A ----------------------------------------- D --5-----------------5-------------------- My own science e -------------4-----------------4--------- B ----------0----0------------0------0----- G -------3---------3------3-------------3-- D ----------------------------------------- A ----------------------------------------- D --4-----------------4-------------------- project e -------------2----------------2---------- B ----------2----2-----------2----2-------- G -------2---------2-------2---------2----- D -----2-------------2---2-------------2--- A ----------------------------------------- D ----------------------------------------- Defying wear and e -------------5----------------5---------- B ----------5----5-----------5----5-------- G -------4---------4-------4---------4----- D -----5-------------5---5-------------5--- A ----------------------------------------- D ----------------------------------------- tear (*same as verse 1*) I'm jealous of shopping carts And all of their brand new things I want to fondle their labels In hopes one'll rub off on me (*Chorus*) e -------------5------7-------5-------- B ----------5----5-------5------5------ G -------5---------5-------5-------5--- D -----5-----------------------------5- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- 'Cause everybody wants to e -------------7------9-------7-------- B ----------7----7-------7------7------ G -------7---------7-------7------7---- D -----7----------------------------7-- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- feel brand new e -------------5------7-------5-------- B ----------5----5-------5------5------ G -------5---------5-------5-------5--- D -----5-----------------------------5- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- Like they do e ----------------------------- B ----------------------------- G --------0----------0--------- D ------0---0------0---0------- A ----0-------0--0-------0----- D --0----------0----------0---- (*same as Verse 1*) I spend my days indoors Doing like ding-dongs do Perfectly preserving Myself for you I take things out of their boxes Take out my note pad and pen Study carefully With childlike fascination 'Cause everybody wants to feel brand new Like they do e -------------9------11------9-------- B ----------9----9-------9------9------ G -------9---------9-------9-------9--- D -----9-----------------------------9- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- So tell me you e -------------5------7-------5-------- B ----------5----5-------5------5------ G -------5---------5-------5-------5--- D -----5-----------------------------5- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- want me e -------------9------11------9-------- B ----------9----9-------9------9------ G -------9---------9-------9-------9--- D -----9-----------------------------9- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- Tell me you e -------------5------7-------5-------- B ----------5----5-------5------5------ G -------5---------5-------5-------5--- D -----5-----------------------------5- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- need me e -------------9------11------9-------- B ----------9----9-------9------9------ G -------9---------9-------9-------9--- D -----9-----------------------------9- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- Tell me I'll e -------------5------7-------5-------- B ----------5----5-------5------5------ G -------5---------5-------5-------5--- D -----5-----------------------------5- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- always be e -------------7------9-------7-------- B ----------7----7-------7------7------ G -------7---------7-------7------7---- D -----7----------------------------7-- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- desirable e -------------7------9-------7-------- B ----------7----7-------7------7------ G -------7---------7-------7------7---- D -----7----------------------------7-- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- Especially to e -------------5------7-------5-------- B ----------5----5-------5------5------ G -------5---------5-------5-------5--- D -----5-----------------------------5- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- you Make me feel brand e -------------5----------------5---------- B ----------5----5-----------5----5-------- G -------4---------4-------4---------4----- D -----5-------------5---5-------------5--- A ----------------------------------------- D ----------------------------------------- new e ------------12-------14------12-------- B ---------12---12-------12------12------ G -------12--------12------12------12---- D -----12----------------------------12-- A --------------------------------------- D --------------------------------------- Attractive! e ------------11-------13------11-------- B ---------11---11-------11------11------ G -------11--------11------11------11---- D -----11----------------------------11-- A --------------------------------------- D --------------------------------------- Brand spanking clean e ------------10-------12------10-------- B ---------10---10-------10------10------ G -------10--------10------10------10---- D -----10----------------------------10-- A --------------------------------------- D --------------------------------------- And desirable as e -------------7------------5-----------------4- B ----------7----7--------5---5---------------5- G -------7---------7----5-------5-----------0--- D -----7--------------5-----------5-------0----- A ----------------------------------0---0------- D ------------------------------------0--------- homecoming queen e --4------4--5------5--7-------7--12--- B ----5----------5---------5------------ G ------0----------0---------0---------- D --0---------0---------0-----------0--- A -------------------------------------- D -------------------------------------- But if I were to bet e --4------4--5------5--9--7--6--7--4--- B ----5----------5---------------------- G ------0----------0---------0---------- D --0---------0---------------------0--- A -------------------------------------- D -------------------------------------- All of the French fries in the world e --4------4--5------5--7-------7--12--- B ----5----------5---------5------------ G ------0----------0---------0---------- D --0---------0---------0-----------0--- A -------------------------------------- D -------------------------------------- That you would say such things e --4------4--5------5--7--5--2--4--0--(5 harmonic) B ----5----------5---------------------- G ------0----------0---------0---------- D --0---------0-----------0----------0--- A -------------------------------------- D -------------------------------------- I would surely be one very hungry girl (*same as verse 1) I approach china cautiously If there's cracks I deny it I ingest only perfect things Into my visual diet And at night I undress myself In front of your favorite things Your brand new hand-tied blue bass fishing lure And in the corner your money clip sings e -------------5------7-------5-------- B ----------5----5-------5------5------ G -------5---------5-------5-------5--- D -----5-----------------------------5- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- 'Cause everybody wants to e -------------7------9-------7-------- B ----------7----7-------7------7------ G -------7---------7-------7------7---- D -----7----------------------------7-- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- feel brand new e -------------5------7-------5-------- B ----------5----5-------5------5------ G -------5---------5-------5-------5--- D -----5-----------------------------5- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- 'Cause everybody wants to e -------------7------9-------7-------- B ----------7----7-------7------7------ G -------7---------7-------7------7---- D -----7----------------------------7-- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- feel brand new e -------------5------7-------5-------- B ----------5----5-------5------5------ G -------5---------5-------5-------5--- D -----5-----------------------------5- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- Like they do e -------------5------7-------5-------- B ----------5----5-------5------5------ G -------5---------5-------5-------5--- D -----5-----------------------------5- A ------------------------------------- D ------------------------------------- As they do, I do e ---------------------------(5)-- B ---------------------------(5)-- G --------0----------0-------(5)-- D ------0---0------0---0---------- A ----0-------0--0-------0-------- D --0----------0----------0------- too