Memoirs of a Housewife

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I have a secret obsession  It's totally Tupperware  My own science project  Defying wear and tear I'm jealous of shopping carts  And all of their brand new things  I want to fondle their labels  In hopes one'll rub off on me 'Cause everybody wants to feel brand new  Like they do I spend my days indoors  Doing like ding-dongs do  Perfectly preserving  Myself for you I take things out of their boxes  Take out my note pad and pen  Study carefully  With childlike fascination 'Cause everybody wants to feel brand new  Like they do So tell me you want me  Tell me you need me  Tell me I'll always be desirable  Especially to you Make me feel brand new Attractive! Brand spanking clean  And desirable as homecoming queen But if I were to bet  All of the French fries in the world  That you would say such things  I would surely be one very hungry girl I approach china cautiously  If there's cracks I deny it  I ingest only perfect things  Into my visual diet And at night I undress myself  In front of your favorite things  Your brand new hand-tied blue bass fishing lure  And in the corner your money clip sings Everybody wants to feel brand new  Everybody wants to feel brand new  Like they do  As they do  I do too

Memoirs of a Housewife Written by Jewel Kilcher