I hate birthdays
One great big got-to-do
They're supposed to be filled with something
But there's nothing to do
They always say, 'Hey, great kid, have a nice day
Happy birthday, have a great day day'
But it's all just fake anyway
They need an excuse
They need an excuse
for something to say
But they don't mean it anyway
They need an excuse
for something to say
But I wish they'd shut up anyway
And I hate Easter
One great big passover
They're supposed to be fun
'Cause that what they've told you
But you don't even know what
It stands for do you?
They say hey kid eat some candy
And go to church and say, "Hallelujah"
But it's all just fake anyway
They need an excuse
They need an excuse
for something to say
But they don't mean it anyway
They need an excuse
for something to say
I wish they'd shut up anyway
I hate chain letters
Obligation hanging over my head
Supposed to write a letter to a girl named Dharma
Or else I'll have seven years of bad karma
They're supposed to be communal bond ??
But I feel guilty just the same
'Cause they just seem so fake anyway
Because they need an excuse
They need an excuse
for something to say
They don't mean it anyway
They need an excuse
for something to say
I wish they'd shut up anyway