Valentine's Day
I wish I had a sweetheart
Valentine's Day
I didn't even get a stinkin' card
Valentine's Day
I just have to say
I hate Valentine's Day
It's Valentine's Day
and I didn't get no chocolate
Valentine's Day
If I had a heart, I'd hock it.
Valentine's Day
I just have to say
I hate Valentine's Day
It's Valentine's Day
I hope it finds you healthy
It's Valentine's Day
I'm glad your new stinkin' girlfriend's wealthy
Valentine's Day
I just have to say
I hate fuckin' Valentine's Day