Race Car Driver

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Come on baby, let's get in the car  I'm gonna take you real, real far  I'm gonna paint your momma's face on the door  You ain't gonna see her anymore Cuz I'm gonna be your race car driver  Your race car driver They can paint a red flame, firebird on front  I will be Evil Kinevil, you can double my stunts  This ain't no Malibu Barbie Corvette  This is a real 350 V-8, fuel-injected engine from a private liner jet And I'm gonna be your race car driver  Your race car driver Come on baby, let's get on the road  Let's get on track  And I will grab the wheel like it was your hair I was pulling back  I'm gonna straddle the line  Swear to God it's gonna take you real far  I'm just a real small man in a real big car And I'm gonna be your race car driver Got studded tires, excuse me if I'm blunt  I've got ribbed rims for her pleasure up front  Got fuzzy dice with a secret door  Full of flavored serums, breath fresheners and more And I'm gonna be your race car driver  Your race car driver Anybody ever tell you you look smashing by the dashboard light  Come on baby gonna make you feel alright  We'll take you at high warp speed  It's better than watching Star Trek after you smoked weed And I'm gonna be your race car driver  Your race car driver Come on baby, let's get on the road  Let's get on track  And I will grab the wheel like it was your hair I was pulling back  I'm gonna straddle the line  Swear to God it's gonna take you real far  I'm just a real small man in a real big car And I'm gonna be your race car driver So come on baby tell me what's your answer, you gonna cross the line  Ah, quit your sniveling, it's no or yes this time  What you're hungry? We'll stop by Mickey D's for a happy meal  Eat a regular hot dog or piasco fantasco on wheels And I'm gonna be your race car driver  Your race car driver I can see that you're not impressed  By the way that you are fully dressed  Looks like I'll have to pull out all the stops  I'm a sensitive man of the 90's, sweetheart  who cares for your emotional being an aweful lot And I'm gonna be your race car driver  Your race car driver Come on baby, let's get on the road  Let's get on track  And I will grab the wheel like it was your hair I was pulling back  And I will straddle the line  Swear to God it's gonna take you real far  I'm just a real small man in a real big car And I'm gonna be your race car driver  Yes, I'm gonna be your race car driver

Race Car Driver Written by Jewel Promos Save the Linoleum, 1994 The Best of Jewel Unedited (DVD), 2005 Videos Jewel: The Essential Live Songbook, 2008 Length 4:50